I Reject Your Reality and Replace It With My Own ([info]anteka) wrote,
@ 2006-08-01 22:00:00
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Entry tags:crack, plastic!winchesters, supernatural

Plastic!Winchester Theater Episode 5 (Part 1 of 4)
I know you're all excited to see the new crack that I've brought you, but before we get started, let me say a couple of things.  I love [info]ladymango.  Dearly.  She is my brain twin.  She puts up with my craziness and even encourages it.  She writes me cheers when I'm feeling down, she holds my hand when I want to read a S2 spoilers, and she always has a suggestion when I get stuck on a problem.      

She also draws these amazing pictures.  Amazing, cracked out pictures to whatever bizarre idea my brain spits out.  I'll link to the pictures when we're finished, and you can go over and fangirl her and her crazy mad drawing skillz.  

Kiddo, it isn't even your birthday, but this one's for you. :)

ETA: I better mention there is quite a lot of violence in this episode.  Granted, it's Photoshop violence, but it is blood and guts none the less.  And if your mind is in the naughty place then there might be some *ahem* sexual situations.  But if you go into this with a Gen outlook you will leave it with a Gen outlook, I swear. 

Now on with the show.



















































































Continued in  Part Two .

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[info]paddle_slut
2006-08-02 03:16 am UTC (link)
*victory arms* \0/ WOOT!! evol care bears *luvs*

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[info]fangirl1981
2006-08-02 04:00 am UTC (link)
"I'm looking at them, Dean!!! I'm looking at them!!!"

*LMAO* I love it. *hoping memory loss leads to nookie*

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[info]anteka
2006-08-02 11:29 pm UTC (link)
That is just such a Plastic!Sam thing to do. He received direct instructions to not do something and then he does it anyway. *L*

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[info]fangirl1981
2006-08-03 02:06 am UTC (link)
It reminded me of Ghostbusters. The scene where Ray tells them not to look at the trap and Egon says "I looked at the trap Ray!"

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[info]anteka
2006-08-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
OMG, I had forgotten about that! I bet my mind subconciously remembered it though, because I knew that line sounded familiar. *L*

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[info]fangirl1981
2006-08-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
*L* I practically have that movie memorized. I must have watched it 100 times when I was a kid.

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[info]timbershiver
2008-01-18 08:17 pm UTC (link)
hee, I totally thought of Ghostbusters for that line and Sam is such an Egon with his prissiness hiding a rage, lust and fury that rarely gets seen.

BTW, I just found this place and HEE! to everything. I was put off the 'Doll-Thing' by a really graphic House/Wilson doll showcase I saw once which left me requiring a 10000000000mg injection of brain bleach - STAT, but this is crack in its purest, finest form!

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[info]tortured74
2006-08-28 12:06 am UTC (link)
"I'm looking at them, Dean!!! I'm looking at them!!!"

That was my favorite part, too. Along with *still dead*. You are a master at stating the obvious, it cracks me up every time!

What an ingenius idea, to give them amnesia. Off to read more!

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[info]onion_
2006-08-02 04:18 am UTC (link)
Wooo! I love amnesia!fics!!

Esp. where they eventually lead to. Sandwiches. *G*

And dude Sam totally stoled Leggy's knifes. Or whatever they're called. I just saw LotR again the other day, and they look like them!

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[info]anteka
2006-08-02 11:31 pm UTC (link)
OMG, you people find euphemisms for EVERYTHING. *L*

Sam stole those knife thingies - which many commenters have informed me are called sais but which I continue to call knife thingies - from the Electra doll I just bought. They reminded me of those knife thingies that Sam has in all the promotional stuff they released last fall.

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[info]onion_
2006-08-03 03:46 am UTC (link)
LOL oh you know it, you probably meant it when you added that line anyway. XP

Ooh Electra doll! Are we to expect a cameo something in the future? :D

It would be awesome if Lex & Clark could somehow make an appearance too lol SV/SPN crossover yo. I'd send my Clex dollies over only I love them too much and they're kinda busy at the mo' with each other anw I prob live too far away *G*

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[info]onelittlesleep
2006-08-02 04:58 am UTC (link)
"I'm looking at them, Dean! I'm looking at them!"

*chokes*

Oh, Sammy!...he's such a big baby. I love it. LOVE IT. WOOO!

*jumps up, throws fist*

...

I totally. Am losing it. FUCK. Why do you make these?? You're killing me.

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[info]anteka
2006-08-02 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I make these TO kill you. Have you not realized my master plan to take over the world yet? *evil laughter*

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-02 06:17 am UTC (link)
As always.... too funny. That's right!!!! The Care Bears are no match for them. On to part 2.

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[info]anteka
2006-08-06 02:08 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!! If anyone can take on a pack of Care Bears and win...it's the Plastic!Winchester's. :)

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[info]live_life_36
2006-08-02 06:20 am UTC (link)
As always.... too funny. That's right!!!! The Care Bears are no match for them. On to part 2.

oh sorry about the other comment. I forgot to log in before I clicked Post Comment. Anyways!!!!....

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[info]anteka
2006-08-02 11:33 pm UTC (link)
I couldn't find a Snuggle Bear so I figured this was the next best thing. :)

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[info]grrli
2006-08-02 06:54 am UTC (link)
Dear baby Budda on a red rocket...
You're going into serious crack now. Legolas & co. was the shallows but now you're in deep because you went
CARE BEARS! *ROFLMFAO*
Witchcrafty Care Bears, no less, judging by the potions and junk on the mantle of the abandoned housethingie and the fanatical chanting of funky latin while performing the Care Bear Stare!
(I assume the housethingie is abandoned, per the cobweb ill. in the window)
That Sam LOOKED at!
Oh, and BTW.. Lauren looked like she was having fun, being all tied up by Care Bears. is that some sort of weird fetish? Crossing cartoon fandom with furry lust? *shudder*
Why did I go there? Slap me.
May I say that some of your perspective shots are getting even better?
And, is Lauren doll super articulate, or is she just naturally giddy looking? She has this, look, I bend here, I bend there, I'm a frickin acrobat! look about her.

Hee, Winchester like the rifle? Still have guns on the brain, boys? I guess you can bleach a latino queen's hair, but she'll still be a latino queen.

*L* I feel bad about you guys loosing your memories, here's some money. OMG! They should do that more often! They could give up credit fraud and live on hustling alone that way!

And yes, I know when *I* get amnesia, I *always* get this strange craving for sandwiches, too. Hmm. Weird.

Hee, on to the next...

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[info]anteka
2006-08-02 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Dude. I thought the cobweb was a dead giveaway that it was an abandoned house. Should I put "organ music plays as a lone wolf bays in the distance" next time? *L*

"May I say that some of your perspective shots are getting even better?"

Are they? YAY!!!

"And, is Lauren doll super articulate, or is she just naturally giddy looking? She has this, look, I bend here, I bend there, I'm a frickin acrobat! look about her."

That frickin' DOLL, man. She is not NORMAL. She came with the American Idol set and she is the strangest Barbie I've ever seen. Her arms and legs are like noodles and her waist is permanently stuck in that canted position. So the stupid thing won't stand up straight. *eye roll* She'll never work in this town again!! Never!!

"I feel bad about you guys loosing your memories, here's some money. OMG! They should do that more often! They could give up credit fraud and live on hustling alone that way!"

Aren't random strangers the NICEST? :)

And yes, I know when *I* get amnesia, I *always* get this strange craving for sandwiches, too. Hmm. Weird."

Me too! I mean, you have no memory, a fistful of money, so why not go eat lunch? Makes perfect sense to me! :)

p.s. As usual, I love your comments!!

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salveo_opes
2006-08-02 12:21 pm UTC (link)
Yay! More to read!

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[info]spacedoodet
2006-08-02 12:38 pm UTC (link)
PROOF!!! CARE BEARS ARE EVIL!!!!

I knew it. Not so buckets of crazy now am I.....

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[info]anteka
2006-08-06 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes. Care Bears = Evil. *L* After the Snuggle Bear there is nothing more evil than the Care Bear. ;)

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[info]arielspirit
2006-08-02 01:51 pm UTC (link)
Oooooh. Amnesia! I can't wait for the making out.

Sam:I don't think we're brothers. Should I feel this way about my brother?

*throws himself at Dean*
*is macking out*

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[info]dahliablue
2006-08-04 07:16 am UTC (link)
Oh god, the care bears' eyebrows!

And Sammy looking anyway..such a Sammy thing to do.

LOVE this!

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[info]anteka
2006-08-06 02:02 pm UTC (link)
It was funny, my Mom reads this "filmstrip" as she calls it even though she's never watched the show, and she wanted to know where I bought such evil Care Bears. Once I told her I drew the eyebrows on she was amazing, she didn't think such a simply line could change someone from bright and cheery to mean and dangerous. *L*

Glad you're enjoying it!! :)

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[info]iamstealthyone
2006-08-05 01:59 am UTC (link)
I'm looking at them Dean! I'm looking at them!

LOL! I love when Sam throws his arms in the air, btw.

And I loved the evil Care Bears.

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[info]anteka
2006-08-06 02:04 pm UTC (link)
Poor Sam. I make him be the stooge all the time. *L*

Those dolls only have three arm positions - at their sides, parallel to the ground, and straight up in the air. It's amazing I can make them show any emotion with such a limited range. Of course, the plastered-on cheesy smile doesn't help either. *L*

And thanks!! :)

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[info]emilys21
2006-08-05 03:32 pm UTC (link)
ok, so, care bears are evil? dude, I knew it! *quickly throws her bear into the attic* the carebearstare is SCARY *hides behind pillow* wait...who am I? what is this? ooh Barbies!

yeh, fighting evil gives me the munchies too!

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[info]anteka
2006-08-06 02:05 pm UTC (link)
I always knew that behind those innocent smiles of cheerfulness lurked a heart of darkness. *L* Care Bears = Evil. *L*

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[info]cloudy_night
2006-08-05 07:42 pm UTC (link)
I just found out about the Plastic!Winchester today, and I must say, I never laughed so hard in my life! There's so many lines which made me laugh to tears. Tears, I tell you!

As for that Barbie, my momma told me only two type of people wear red shoes, little girls and whores. So when I saw the picture of that Barbie with those red boots, I had laughed.

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[info]anteka
2006-08-06 02:07 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad you finally found us!! We're having a cracked out party here, let me tell you. *L*

Okay, that line about the red shoes and whores made me laugh out loud. *L* Very cute.

Thanks for commenting! I'm glad you enjoyed it!! :)

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[info]halfshellvenus
2006-08-26 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Evil Care Bears! And I do love their clearly evil eyebrows. :D

Plus, I worship the changing camera angles.

Hmmm, amnesia and two hot guys... nope, no possibilities spring to mind there. ;)

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[info]anteka
2006-08-28 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Evil Care Bears! And I do love their clearly evil eyebrows.

It was so funny, when my mom first watched this episode, she couldn't figure out why the Care Bears looked so evil. "Do they always look like that? How come children play with them?" *L* No, Mom, I that's the magic of Photoshop. *L*

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-23 05:50 am UTC (link)
*blinks* Evil Carebears and Plastic! Sam and Plastic! Dan lose their memories! Oh no! On to part two... *clicks*

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[info]spikess
2006-11-12 01:52 am UTC (link)
Are you guys, like, ever going to untie me?

W00t! Amnesia! I luv amnesia. *bounces happily* Although, surprisingly enough I haven't yet red any fics with one of the boys getting amnesia. Yet. I'm still new to the fandom. Also haven't read any fics that take place while Dean is an incorporial spirit. Alas, woe is me. I suffer from lack of kink. At least there's Amnesia!Plastic!Dean to make up for it ^_^

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omg
[info]courtney5683
2007-02-26 07:40 pm UTC (link)
i prolly shouldn't be reading this at work. i alomst shot coffee out my nose, at least its cooled off. hope no one walks by my desk tho! (cause i'm laughing, not cuz there's coffee all over my face. which there isn't.)

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[info]kaylashay81
2007-03-10 06:59 pm UTC (link)
The eyebrows make them look evil... Evil, evil care bears. Sweet.

Have you watched this before: http://www.flashportal.com/movies/the_ultimate_showdown.html

It's called Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

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[info]courtney5683
2007-06-18 10:46 pm UTC (link)
i've lost my memory! lets eat.

*L* love it!

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[info]realpestilence
2007-07-08 07:24 am UTC (link)
Those *are* some evil-looking Care Bears. *gulps*

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[info]ryo_girl
2008-01-26 05:53 am UTC (link)
I love that even though Dean doesn't know he's Dean the first thing he wants is something to eat.

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[info]sallycandance
2008-03-26 06:19 am UTC (link)
"It's the winchester's! Stare them down!"

"I'm looking at them, Dean! I'm looking at them!"

LOL! OMG this is awesome! I love you for coming up with this hilarious idea!

Hold on... are those your normal Barbie Ken dolls, are real Winchester merchandize?

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[info]anteka
2008-03-26 03:05 pm UTC (link)
If the CW ever puts out real Supernatural action figures, I would be ALL OVER IT. But these are just regular Ken dolls. Dean is the current "Beach Ken" and Sam is the old Ice Skating Ken from the late 1990s.

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